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« on: February 07, 2010, 12:56:36 AM »

Tell us your 1-2 Punch Stories! It never fails!

I guess I will start.

The other day I went out to get a haircut and when I got back, my girlfriend looked at me and said "Wow, your hair looks good, I like it!" So I Zipped it out and BAM! next thing I know, I was in the bedroom getting some!
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 03:06:56 AM »

Tell us your 1-2 Punch Stories! It never fails!

I guess I will start.

The other day I went out to get a haircut and when I got back, my boyfriend looked at me and said "Wow, your hair looks good, I like it!" So I Zipped it out and BAM! next thing I know, I was in the bedroom getting some!

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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 03:37:42 AM »

The other day I went out to get a haircut and when I got back, my girlfriend looked at me and said "Wow, your hair looks good, I like it!" So I Zipped it out and BAM! next thing I know, I was in the bedroom getting some!

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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2010, 12:05:26 AM »

This does in fact NOT work everytime...=[
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2010, 12:36:53 AM »

This does in fact NOT work everytime...=[
Then you did it wrong. I clearly know more about women then you Dagg. Just cause your a sexy Asian ninja with a million girlfriends doesn't mean you know more then me. I talked to a girl once.
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 11:29:26 PM »

I would like to correct the statement made in episode 24 where the hosts claimed the 1-2 Punch doesnot work 100% of the time, because it does.

For me anyways, but that might just be because I'm me and girls love me.
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2010, 04:48:50 AM »

It works 50% of the time every time in Bulgaria that is some HARD s**t !
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2010, 01:57:24 PM »

It works 50% of the time every time in Bulgaria that is some HARD s**t !

Refer to the "Bulgaria True or False" thread
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 04:07:18 PM »

This does in fact NOT work everytime...=[
Then you did it wrong. I clearly know more about women then you Dagg. Just cause your a sexy Asian ninja with a million girlfriends doesn't mean you know more then me. I talked to a girl once.

I think I did do it wrong.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 04:05:56 PM »

I had gone to the grocery to get stuff to make Lasagne for my parents and little brother. On my way out I checked the post where this babe was advertising a new ISP. Immediately she said that my eyes were nice ( I thought to myself, YES FINALLY) and proceeded to whooped it out. Her face went red and under her breath she said - nice -. I then ran out the grocery with a grin on my face knowing the 1 - 2 PUNCH! actually works. Thank you , Just Cool Enough.
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2010, 09:03:49 PM »

I had gone to the grocery to get stuff to make Lasagne for my parents and little brother. On my way out I checked the post where this babe was advertising a new ISP. Immediately she said that my eyes were nice ( I thought to myself, YES FINALLY) and proceeded to whooped it out. Her face went red and under her breath she said - nice -. I then ran out the grocery with a grin on my face knowing the 1 - 2 PUNCH! actually works. Thank you , Just Cool Enough.

But you did not get laid... I guess the circumstances have something to do with it. That girl hasawesome self control!
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »

I had gone to the grocery to get stuff to make Lasagne for my parents and little brother. On my way out I checked the post where this babe was advertising a new ISP. Immediately she said that my eyes were nice ( I thought to myself, YES FINALLY) and proceeded to whooped it out. Her face went red and under her breath she said - nice -. I then ran out the grocery with a grin on my face knowing the 1 - 2 PUNCH! actually works. Thank you , Just Cool Enough.

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2010, 03:41:23 PM »

50% of the time it works every time!

but i'm way to big of a looser to know a girl and do it
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 11:34:31 AM »

I had gone to the grocery to get stuff to make Lasagne for my parents and little brother. On my way out I checked the post where this babe was advertising a new ISP. Immediately she said that my eyes were nice ( I thought to myself, YES FINALLY) and proceeded to whooped it out. Her face went red and under her breath she said - nice -. I then ran out the grocery with a grin on my face knowing the 1 - 2 PUNCH! actually works. Thank you , Just Cool Enough.

WOW, This needs to be read on the show.

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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2010, 09:12:22 AM »

The Sexman does not need to validate himself by regaling you with stories of his victories. You'd all get jealous anyhow.
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